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Dyerbrook's Comix

BORDERS

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"The splinters of your disintegrating lives/
have lodged within the depths of my spirit/
the crushed cloves of your deceptive lies/
have wafted over to bring me near it/
Agony.
Jelly.
Apostasy.
Zodiac."

Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood

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"He's gone. And the Era of Niceness is over. I want us all to wear our blue cardigans in memoriam."

PAIN  MANAGEMENT

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"Baby. Please. Bring me one of those really frozen really god-awful drinks that go straight to your brain and then make you barf like a baby, k?

"Oh...the Lotta Pina Colada Pinyata?"

"Yeah...that one...I want it to knock me right over."

DIRE BREAK

Latest Flamingo Court Episode
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New scenes and characters!

Hmm. I'm not batting 'em so good here. Let me go for broke.

MINI MAGIC

It's Rory's Birthday!

"DYERBROOK!!!!"
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Lilies by Flotsim/Jetsim, pool toys by Made for Sims and Around the Sims

MINI MAGIC:  PART TWO

"Did you ever see Lost Atlantis at Night?"
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Objects by Flotsim/Jetsim, Simorphor, Dincer, SimFever.

MINI MAGIC:  PART THREE

"A chicken?! You're bringing me a CHICKEN???!!!"
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Flamingo by Uncle George, sign by JudHudson, couch by SimFreaks

Missed the previous FLAMINGO COURT ???

DOPES DREAM OR DOPE-DREAMS???

"Geez, it's been a LONG time! (cough cough)!"
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Thanks to SimFreaks Clue Theme, Secret Sims, Sim Kagen, Persimmonsgrove

By day, a fly-by-night travel agency. By night...well, fasten your seat belts...
 
RUSHIN CONSAULTING CO.

The Italians aren't the only mafia in New York.
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Better call the boss. He must still be at his desk...it isn't quite 9:00 p.m. in New York. Natasha's probably down on her knees under the desk right now going...

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ICE FISHING...

Click to see Ice Fishing on Club Photo. Select "VIEW SLIDE SHOW" and set to "10" seconds and see all the fun!

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"Stan won't mind, will he? He wouldn't mind..."

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"Do you think the fish could go for some chips? You know, we'd have the fish and chips all ready that way...LOL..."

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"I wanna finish my beer for breakfast LOL."
"Dyer?... Dyer!....Uh-oh...."

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I don't know if I like whacking heads...

STAN IS BACK! SORTA...

DYERBROOK'S FLAMINGO COURT:
PAIN MANAGEMENT PART 1

Go to Club Photo album and press "VIEW SLIDE SHOW"
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Dr. Gary's Pain Management Clinic at the Chechnya Mallette off Rt. 269.

FLAMINGO COURT PAIN MANAGEMENT
PART 2

Click for Club Photo and press "VIEW SLIDE SHOW"
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"They're out of zucchini pancakes." "Stake out the platter, dude. Here they come."

FLAMINGO COURT PAIN MANAGEMENT
PART 3

Click for Club Photo and press "VIEW SLIDE SHOW"
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"Kinda reminds you of the Grand Canyon, don't it." "Yeah."

CHECHNYA MALLETTE AND
LEISURE LANES BOWLING!
NOW ON THE LOT EXCHANGE!
 

Look for the Chechnya Mallette on the Lot Exchange
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Dr. Gary's Pain Management Clinic, the 9-11, and the Great American Graze House.

LOOK FOR LEISURE LANES ON THE LOT EXCHANGE!
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24-hour power bowling, six lanes. Crusty Crab restaurant. Tues. half-price Ladies' Night.

Dyerbrook's Livin' Large

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Even if your ass is as big as Wyoming, we have your size...

DYERBROOK'S IRVING BIG STOP

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The diner fairly glistened at 5:00 a.m. Patty had almost enough salt and pepper shakers for all the tables.