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LEGIT IS BACK!

The big tomato...

The story so far: a single mom with two kids one step away from military school struggles to make it out in the boonies, this time with a victory plot and a trash compactor and pantry inside her modest home. Her toileting arrangements are still sub-optimal, and her social life is in the toilet, too. She already took up with her neighbor's husband in our last episode, and is trying to wean herself away from violating the Ten Commandments and now has Scotch, a fellow a little too young for her and a little too slow in points-build-up. Can you live legit in the Sims? Can you make it without cheats and lock-ups, freezes and crashes and stepping on all your kith and kin to get ahead? Tune in on the Exchange!

LEGIT MOM AND RUTHLESS...ANTIPODES!

Brand new serial!

The story so far: Ruthless Switch is a totally ruthless....uh...woman. (We're trying to make sure she doesn't get deleted from the Exchange--Ed.) Her house is full of cheats and mark-ups and lies and she will stop at nothing to get what she wants. She will step on people, pets, and flower beds to get ahead--greening up her points is all that matters. But can she find happiness?

Ruthless Switch and Catfits from the Legit Family. They couldn't be more opposite. One is willing to indulge in game play with kitties for absolutely NO MOTIVE POINTS!!!! And the other is ruthlessly buying treats for her pets...but NOT to be nice to them...OH NO...not Ruthless Switch. No, Ruthless Switch will shamelessly bribe them with treats to train them and get points on them and then take them and show them and get trophies for herself, that's all SHE cares about!

Three-hankie, three-part Victoria saga...

After The Magi
by catfitzNY

"Come to bed, Jim." (Click on the pic to see Part 1)

"He showered her with presents." (Click on pic to see Part 2).

"Get out. Go on, right now." (Click on pic to see Part 3).

AWARD-WINNING
WIZARD OF SIMS!

Maxis Pick of the Week with over 12,000 views,
Wizard of Sims was carelessly removed from the

Exchange by an indifferent Maxis, and still hasn't

been found in our files. Remember it the way it was!

THE EMERALD CITY!

Wizard of Sims II. Over 200 downloads from the Exchange!

LAWRENCE OF SIMRABIA! WIDE-SCREEN VERSION!
"So long as the Sims fight tribe against tribe, so long will they be a little people, a silly people, greedy, barbarous, and cruel, as you are."

Lawrence rides through the desert on his trusty shrub lama camels. CLICK ON THE PIC TO SEE LAWRENCE ON EXCHANGE!

GAY FRAT BOYS!
Everyone has 2-4 lovers in the house or
neighborhood. Bugles and slaps
every 5 minutes! Download and
build up even more relationships!

Write siminalist@yahoo.com if you'd like us to
bring Gay Frat Boys back to the Exchange. We've
retired it for now to make way for new families.

Finally, Gaybe and Gaynes are together.
It took forever, and the relationship
is precarious. CLICK ON THE PIC FOR
THE GAY FRAT BOY FOLLIES ON SIM GEMS!

SIMTANIC RISES AGAIN!

The Simtanic's cabins were cramped but beautifully appointed.

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TYPE IN siminalist@yahoo.com for the e-mail and

TYPE IN "siminalist" for the password to view the albums.

Part II of Simtanic. The young man from Philadelphia explained J.P.'s complicated pyramid scheme to Lady Morgan. UNDER REPAIR.

SINGLE MOM FROM HELL:
EPISODE THREE.

The very first Siminalist slide show. No cheats used in this original production! Very gritty, with sub-titles, done on a crappy lap-top so that textures and
contrasts are turned off. UNDER REPAIR.

The captain turned the wheel frantically, trying to avoid the iceberg...

Simtanic!

First Episode in Comic Strip

The Orphan Kids Family Orphanage

The exotic stranger had a difficult decision to make.
CLICK TO VISIT OUR ORPHAN KIDS PAGE UNDER CONSTRUCTION.

SINGLE MOM FROM HELL: The First Episode

There are days when I fall asleep standing up in a pool of my own piss. The shower also leaks...

Episode Two

Hey, whatcha lookin' at, Wise Guy?!

Nobody believes me when I tell them
the Sims can give the finger when
they get mad and tired enough. Well,
what does this look like to YOU?!

Have you clicked on every single thing on this page?!