the legend of Zelda
Link and Mr.fussems and the giant crystals
ch.1 the journey begins
by Mike shatravka and Josh stukelman
In the dark forest of tirmana there was a boy named link. and he was rideing his rabbit named Mr.fussems.One day someone called link on his ocarina.The giant crystals were missing said the camander.Link said O! no mr. fussems the giant crystals are missing mr. fussems the naked bunny rabbit said Squeak Sqeak then link said are you retarted mr. fussems.then Mr.fussems said yaaaaaa! I love ben retarted I was born in somewhere in the woods and my mama gave me baths in the toilet that she found. link said no wonder you are retarted and you stink so bad yipppeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! said mr.fussems the naked bunny rabbit.Do you want to play naked bunny rabbits?said mr. fussems.No way!! you idiot we need to save the world said link.please said mr. fussems no said link dont make me take off my belt are you gonna hit me?yes when right now o! know ha yaa ha yaa ahahahahahahahahahahah the pane my floppy airs they sting ahhh my butt theres blood comein out ouchie.link its me mr.fussems I wanted to tell you this is the spot I was born you where born under someones underwear yep it was cozie for me and my family.
ch.2 where in clock town
day 2 clocktown do do do do mr. fussems what are you doing I am singing the do song! link is saying lets go to a hotel yay o! how lucky there is one in front of us lets go and check in hello my name is link excuse me said the hotel manager mrs.anju how old are you me I am 14! o! it will cost you 100 rupees here take the 100 rupees said link for how much days will you stay I will stay here for 1 week o whats your name my name is link whos the retarted bunny rabbits name my name is the stupendos tremendos mr.fussems is he stupid or what said anju the manager. well Iam going to my room said link good night 4 hours later help this place is gonna blow theres a earth quake help me where all gonna die. kick the bunny out now ouchie my butt its all red ouchie the pane mr.fussems get out of this hotel now!! you bunny rabbit ok ok just dont hurt me ok! 1 week later Iam freezing its snowing link its time for you to go I want you to keep this present Iam gonna give it to you wright now. link just got the reflecto shield and mr.fussems got carotts link leaves clocktown.
ch.3 rainbow road
ahhhhhhhhhh! where falling help huu? where on a rainbow where safe mr.fussems mr.fussems? where are you link said I think he jumped off the rainbow? well looks like
Iam on my own. stop huu who are you said link my name eiffel65 I have lived on this rainbow for a long time when I was a kid I used to live in clock town and then I walked out and fell off the edge of clocktown and this is where I live now.so both of us are gonna
live here for the rest of are life I wish we good get out from here said eiffel65 we can! said link how with my ocarina finaly where free!
ch.4 dog path and dog village
hay link I will become your allay for saveing me thanks um? where are we you dont know where we are we are in dog village link.so what do we do we have to destroy all the evil dogs and find there leader o ya! link are you lookin for a crystal yes how do you know I could read your mind cool well lets attack them now no not now there every where but link if they attack you you will die! what!
ch.5 battle against the dogs
Link! there ready to attack us get ready attack hut he hut no!! eiffel65 hes dead I have a revivel fairy and its my last one here link just opened the bottle and revived Eiffel65 link do you have any powers yes dins fire use it now ok! woofie woof woof!!!! finaly there dead theres the boss key its to there dog! leader lets get in and battle! him
chop him now huu ouchie you are gonna die right now link just got hit haa yaaa die you dog uhhhh the pane hut hi hut hi chop! boss defeated I.II give up take this crystal and leave ahhhh! the boss has just died
ch.6 new ally
huuu? where are we where in some air port look! theres mr.fussems I will destroy you link because I have powers and my trusty carotts die! link. Iam gonna use my best attack on you scratchy scratchy!! are you dead now! no I didnt feel a thing but you where supposed to die like any one could die from thet scratchy sratchy! now feel this mr.fussems! haaaaaa yaaaa die now ahhhhhh uhhhhh mr.fussems has just died in action good bye link take my carotts so you will remember me.blast ahhhhh stop you evil boy and you alien I will kill you blast ahhhhhhhhhh! stop you fox never blast! uhhhhh chop yawwwwwwwch poisn air destroy that fox haaaaaaa yaaaaaa link just hit fox with his shield ahhhhh I give up.Link just got fox for an ally here said fox take this tallismin now lets get out of here! where heading to the cloud village.
ch.7 cloud village
before we get to cloud village we need to cut threw the clouds 1 hour later where here so wheres there leader. halt! you tras passers we will prizon you blast ahhhhh fox just shot the gaurds ok we will not prizon you take us to your leader you mean kirby what ever halt you gaurds said some other gaurds we will take you all to jail poisn air launch now uhhhhhh! we cant die! o well they just died hurry up we need to get to your leader ok just let us open the door here now you culd talk to are leader hay! get back here you gaurds what are these life forms doing here.they need to talk to you you gaurds all gonna die now blast chop bommerang hit them all and kill them ahhhhh uhhhh ehuuuu. kirbty just killed the gaurds with his weakest attack.
ch.8 battle with kirby
you will die you life forms laser beam launch bommerang hit em! now kill all of them haaaaaa yaaaaa said link reflecto shield reflect all of his attcks now poisn gas launch hit kirby laser beam gun wip combine and hit kirby commit punches hit those life forms huuu! ahhhhhhhhhh! uhhhhh! I will not give up haaa yaaaaa die kirby die! ahhhhhh kirby give up now never. allys combie into twin rova. sun cannon fire cannon ice cannon launch ahhh ahhh dont use that attackkk! ahhhh uhhh this place is gonna colapse shield on the colapse is over so do you give up kirby yes! dont do that again! here take this crystal.link just got the yellow crystal.
ch.9 to the jungle
I just foud out were the crystal is. come on to my ship and we will go to the jungle.Were entering jungle air field ahhhhhhh. were getting attack looks like I have to call in my group.Guys I need some back up, boogies are attacking me at the lost jungle hurry up ahhhhhhhhhh! where going down we will have to e ject. ready set jump ahhhhhhhhh! we have to search for the jungle temple on foot and stay lo.where closeing in on the jungle temple the boogies have spoted us! what theres fire comein out of the boogie. hay fox said falco. falco? fox said keep the boogies busy while we find the crystal inside the jungle temple.
ch.10 enter the temple
look out this place is dangerous Ive been here said fox this was my home 30 years ago but now that evil entered this world.look out there are the aliens they are gonna attack us take out your wepons and attack stop dont attack them they have bombs on them if we attack them this temple will blow up with us inside wait, a long time ago when I was 9 the great fairy gave me this power that I could shield my self what about us I will throw the power at you attack now throw the shield at us here take it chop em up link get down this place is gonna blowwwwwwww!!!! crack, smash,crack its over finaly.
ch.11exploreing the temple
theres a door on the floor maybe its a secret path lets go down.
ch.12down the path
at the bottom of the temple. there is path lets follow it. look there is a treasure chest
link just opened the treasure chest and there was a magic powder inside this bottle then link opened it and got his magic meter back also he gave some to his allys.look out there are some monster guys over there take out you wepons and attack! huuuuu! the door just shut wright behind us o man! these guys are huge there bigger than the clock tower and there made out of metal arhhhhhh! we will have to destroy these friends said the metal monster.um guys how do we destroy these things I dont know so are we gonna die in this room or what.whrite in a flash kirby just came huuuuu yaaaaaa boomerang attackattack those monsters mega punch knock em down hay guys lets all combine and see what happens.uhhhh we just turned in to gannon not gannondorf said link.well lets attack them whrite now ok. sword chopers appear laser beam mix with sun cannon and fire cannon launch hit the monsters and let it hurt boommmmmmm! oman a half of this place collapsed.
ch.13 fighting for cystals
um guys what are we gonna do now.crackkkkkkk! huuuuu you will die uhhhh? who said that I what is that guys! I think it is the boss ok get ready wepons out. haaaaaaaaaa! you litle pests I will kill you! now I will take out my lasers and blast you! to death Guys come in said fox ok where are you located in the temple where fighting the boss.get here and help us blast ahhhhhhhhh! that hut kill em! guys starfox Iam come in in blast blast blast.
ahhhhuhhghuu.lasers launch hit the targets said the boss.blast fox eiffel65 just died its ok.I have 5 revival fairys.good revive him now ok said fox.uh what happened said eiffel65 we will tell you later.eiffel65 use one of your special attacks ok.poisn windmill air launch uhhhhhguuuu I give up Smaashhhh!crack.take this crystal and leave me alone said the boss. link just got the 4 crystal and it is orange.huuu? what is that kirby guy ding here said fox I I saw how you just defeated that monster and I want to become your ally.link just got kirby as an ally.
ch.14 to the moon
where off! to the moon! said kirby finaly..stop who are you? I am thefox king Ive ben watching you I want you take this medalion for saveing my temple.huuu said fox you you used to be my father I know son but I died many years ago when you where just a baby I was in war with the evil spirt gannon and when he stabbed me with his sword it was the end of my life but fox he cant beat yu you where born with my skill.by fox dad come back.well I mite see my dad in the future. well on wich spot of the moon are we going to said the allys.we are going to the moons craters to get the castle talismin and some crystals.
ch.15 getting the castle talismin
we need to get some space suits and we need oxygen to breeth with.ok take them there in the back of the ship ok.Ill get them hay wait a minute if I go out there I will sufacate because there is no air! hay you idiot said fox I mean the closet in the back of the ship said eiffel65 but thats outside just go to the back ok! o! there they are here guys take the suits and I will fill them up with air said link. now where ready to get those crystals and that castle talismin.look I see a cave.
ch.16 in the cave
we have to land and walk to the cave.its going to be hard because there is no gravity on the moon we will baunce.qick grab on to something or we will baunce off the moon.Look theres a rock path to the cave. grab your way to the cave and dont let go of the rocks.where finaly in the cave lets go to they other side of it and see whats there said eiffel65 ok said kirby and the rest of they allys take out your wepons why if there is some monster and you get killed its not my fault.ok said the allys.huuuwuuu whats that sd link I think its the castle talismin but we cant climb like 300 feet! high yes we can said fox with my ship duuuu! o then lets get on it and fly up.link make the tune with your ocaina and teleport me there ok said link.wait theres the mini boss just shoot it said link its an octapus kill it! huuu ok Ill go get my ship now 3 hours later what took you so long said kirby.I had to kill some bad guys on the way. all right fox go fly up there and get that castle talismin yesss! I got it zzzZzz ahhhh it zaped me here take it link zzzZzzz ahhh put the talismin in the ship.ok mision done now we could enter the dark heaven castle.
ch.17 dark heaven castle
we are entaring dark heaven castle airspace. We have to go to hiper space to pass the dark cloud. 3-2-1 hiper space launch ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. we- are-in- hi-per-spa-ce.
we- all- most-made-it-throu- the-dark-cloud-ahahahahah.We made it. there is the castle.lets land on there.we have landed lets check it out.
ch.18 inside the dark heaven castle
where inside. look there are 5 treasure chests lets go check em out ok link.link are you sure that they are safe ya.Ill go and open one and see whats inside.link just opened the treasure chest and got the 7 heaven 97 sword.ok you go open one kirby.kirby just got the indians boomerang.you go open one eiffel65 ok wow I got carbon dioxide air.ok fox open a treasure chest ahhh its a creature kill it link 7 heaven 97 chop it clickkk! clackk! choppppp! ahhhuhhhguuu.ok theres one more treasure chest Ill go open it hay its fuzzy the clown will you pick a the big box or the small box I will choose the small box fox just got the G crusher.wach out take out your wepons and attack the monster its an iron night with an ax! chop ahhhhuhh! guys I give up you have to fight guys link just gave up. link dont give up Ill ketch-up later.ok link if you say so.lets go in the next room then draaaaaa! help use your boomerang kirby ok bong bong bong uhhhhahhh here take this crystal and I will die.take this boss key.it takes you to the boss we know already you idiot.
ch.19 fighting the boss
link youre here yaaa do you have any fairys yes said fox take it.ah that feels better wait my leg is cut so Iam gonna eat mr.fussems carotts so I could fell better chomp chomp! that tastes good o well I ate all of them hu? ahhhhhhhhhh! where falling down some long path thump! ouch that. uh uh guys look up ahhhh! its fantom gannon looks like where gonna have to defeat this bubu.ok take out your wepons and lets combined ok lets do this now and fast.clunk ahhhhhhhh said gannon that clunk threw the ground hurt! ha yaaaa! ouchie that hurt now its my turn to attack you said gannon dark cannon fire!!!! ahhhhhhh its over said link.crack crackle smash! huuuu we survived that blast um guys look one of are robots arms are missing.electric balls fire said gannon 7heaven plus master7 appear said eiffel65.reflect those electric balls said fox haaaaa yaaaa! yes it hit him uhahhhh! gannon just fell! said kirby cmon lets use are cannon ok sun cannon ice cannon fire cannon and rainbow cannon launch!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! uh uh uh uhahhhhh crack crash! guys we beat him whats that little thing that blue down there lets un combined into are origanal form ok lets do that said the gang. huu its a teloporter lets go in ok guys this will take us to a new world!
