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Sim Gems brings to you the best of the Academy's Family Albums set to music. We have special holiday programming and traditional favorites the whole family can enjoy, as well as adult comedies. Unlike the Exchange, you don't have to wait forever while the pages turn, or get frustrated when the Exchange is busy. Just click and watch the slides roll by!

Academy of Siminalism

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Click here to dl the free Real Player. If you have Real and the slide show isn't working, you may need to upgrade to the free latest version. Also, be sure to exit the Sims game, Napster, Widows Media or any other sound/picture programs to make it work -- if your Sims CD is running it won't work.

Just click on the pics below and you'll be linked to
the slide shows.

THE ROAD TO SEDATION

Some people said he was a good man...some said bad
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All I know is that he took me on the Road to Sedation...

ROAD TO SEDATION 2

More heavy furniture! More rain and more hats!
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"Know that tune?" "No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it."

ROAD TO SEDATION 3

BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM!
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"Duck! Duck! Duck!" "....Goose!"

FLAMING COURT SING!

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The dreams of the denizens of Flamingo Park...

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More dreams...

LAWRENCE OF SIMRABIA!

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"You shot him! He was my friend!" "He drank from my well." "But I drank from it, too!"

FAREWELL TO NAPSTER

And farewell to Jerry, maker of this soft dock-wood picnic table!

The days when you could dl Otis Redding from the Nap at 3:00 a.m. and find 17 people with the same idea are gone...

FLAMINGO COURT SQUARE DANCE

Hey, who's stopping?!

"Don't Tell Me To Stop!"

KOLOBOK FAMILY INTERLUDE

Misha has come back home...
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Lisa entered the cabin in the dead of night.

Some of our classics...

THE ACCLAIMED STARBUCKS SUCKS BY PUDDLEGLUM!

Naked Need Meets Corporate Greed!

The counter help don't shoo away the homeless, who drink up all the cream off the counters.

STARBUCKS SUCKS II

Nice pants.

Puddleglum grows even more ascerbic in episode 2.

WIZARD OF SIMS!

and your little dog, too!

Dorothy lived on a farm in Kansas and loved
her little dog, Toto. OOPS BROKEN AGAIN STAY TUNED.

TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN

Go on, take the money and run.

This is the story of Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue.
Two young lovers with nothing better to do.

GINGERBREAD COOKIE BAKE!

You can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man!
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"I love gingerbread men, don't you, Medved?"
"Wouldn't be Christmas without it, Misha."

DIDN'T YOU *LOVE* THESE SLIDE SHOWS?

Write the Academy to learn how to make them!

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Feast your peepers on these, peeps!

DYERBROOK'S ADULT SIM GEMS!